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Conference musings from today…

Please let today be witness that I coined the phrase “nano influencer”. I believe we have it on tape. I think I also said “granular influencer” but we all know that doesn’t really make sense.

Next, on brands being a slow build and not an overnight success: “you build it page by page until finally you have Moby Dick”. I hope Herman Melville doesn’t sue me but the audience loved it.

And finally, in no particular order:

  1. Vegas is filthy (shocker)

  2. Do you like my headshot?

  3. Why do adults cough into their hands but kids don’t?

  4. Please message me if you’ve ever won in the penny slots

  5. I’d like my $20 back please


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